Major League Soccer (MLS) Commissioner Don Garber couldn't help but express his disappointment upon witnessing the emotional fallout from the relocation of the Oakland Athletics, expressing his desire for a similar narrative with the Columbus Crew. In a fiery address to MLS franchise owners, Garber bemoaned the missed chance for a relocation-induced sorrow that he had hoped to witness.

"We were on the brink of that scenario," Garber remarked to the affluent audience. "The sorrow, hopelessness, and indifference were palpable." Sources reveal Garber's frustration at not being able to partake in the experience of a team being uprooted from its city by an unconcerned billionaire.

"The opportunity was within reach," Garber articulated. "I could have indulged in their anguish. It was a real possibility. And now, every triumph they achieve will be met with boos directed at me, all because my goal was to boost the league's profitability at the expense of local soccer in a specific geographic region."

As Garber sets his sights on San Jose with a calculated purpose, The Nutmeg News promises to provide further insight into the situation.

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- "Relocations are such a terrible thing."

This episode underscores the emotional impact that relocations can have on fans and the intricacies of sports team movements within North American leagues. As the MLS navigates its evolving landscape, Garber's sentiments shed light on the complexities of team ownership and fan loyalty in the realm of professional sports.